What Should You Not Say in Australia?

When travelling to Australia, it is important to be aware of the local customs and etiquette. One thing to keep in mind is that Australians are very laid back and relaxed, so it is important not to say anything that could be interpreted as offensive. Here are a few things to avoid saying in Australia:

– Mate: This term is used very casually by Australians and should only be used when talking to someone you know well. Using it with a stranger could come across as rude.

– G’day: This is the Australian way of saying hello and goodbye. It should only be used when greeting someone or bidding them farewell.

– Bloody oath: This phrase is used to express agreement or approval, but can also be seen as swearing. Avoid using it unless you are comfortable with swearing in front of others.

– She’ll be right: This phrase means everything will be okay or no worries. It is often used in response to thank yous, but can come across as dismissive if not said with the right tone of voice.

Put another shrimp on the barbie

In Australia, “put another shrimp on the barbie” is not something you say. It’s actually an outdated way of thinking – Australians don’t really eat that much shrimp anymore. So if you’re looking to fit in Down Under, it’s best to avoid this phrase altogether.

Dingo ate my baby

Dingoes are a type of wild dog found in Australia. They are often described as dangerous and aggressive, and there have been several reports of dingoes attacking and killing humans, particularly children.

The most famous case of a dingo attack is that of Azaria Chamberlain, a nine-week-old baby who was killed by a dingo while on a camping trip with her family in 1980. The case caused a media frenzy at the time, and continues to be one of the most well-known stories about Australian wildlife.

While dingoes are capable of being dangerous, they are not naturally aggressive towards humans. In most cases, attacks occur when dingoes are feeling threatened or cornered, or if they’re trying to protect their young. It’s important to remember that if you’re ever in an area where there might be dingoes present, to be cautious and avoid doing anything that could startle or scare them.

Vegemite is disgusting

If you’re not Australian, there’s a good chance you’ve never heard of Vegemite. And if you have heard of it, there’s a good chance you think it’s gross. I get it. I really do. Vegemite is an acquired taste, and even many Australians don’t acquire it. In fact, according to a 2012 poll, nearly 40% of Australians don’t like Vegemite.

But here’s the thing: even though Vegemite is an acquired taste, it is not gross. It is not disgusting. It is not something that should be avoided at all costs.

So what is Vegemite? Well, it’s basically a spread made from yeast extract (a by-product of beer brewing) and various vegetables and spices. It has a very strong flavor that takes some getting used to, but once you acquire the taste for it, it can be quite delicious.

I’ll admit that I was never a huge fan of Vegemite growing up. My parents would put it on my toast in the morning and I would just scrape it off because I thought it was too bitter (it is quite salty as well). But as I got older and my tastes changed, I started to appreciate the unique flavor of Vegemite more and more until now I absolutely love it!

There are plenty of other things out there that are far more disgusting than Vegemite (I’m looking at you durian fruit!), so next time someone tells you that they think Vegemite is gross, just remind them that they’re wrong!

What’s the difference between Australian and New Zealand?

There are a few key differences between Australian and New Zealand English. The most noticeable is probably the accent – Kiwis tend to speak with a more ‘ nasal’ twang than Australians. There are also some different vocabulary choices between the two countries. For example, in Australia we might say ‘thongs’ to refer to flip-flops, whereas in New Zealand they would say ‘jandals’.

One big difference is that Australian English has been influenced by a lot of different cultures, due to our history as a British colony and our proximity to Asia. This has resulted in a unique blend of slang terms and colloquialisms that you won’t find anywhere else in the world. In contrast, New Zealand English is much more close to standard British English, with fewer local twists and turns.

Regarding spelling, there are some small differences between Australian and New Zealand too. For example, Australians write ‘colour’ with an ‘ou’ whereas Kiwis use the British spelling of ‘color’. And whilst both countries use -ise endings (realise, organise), Australians also have the option of using -ize endings (realize, organize).

Fosters is hands down the best beer in the world

Fosters is the best beer in the world. There’s no denying it. The Australians know how to make a good beer, and Foster’s is the epitome of that. It’s crisp, refreshing, and perfect for any occasion. Whether you’re tailgating at a footy match or just enjoying a quiet night at home, Foster’s is the ideal brew. And don’t even get us started on those cans with the little koalas on them – they’re adorable!

If you’re not convinced that Foster’s is the best beer out there, then we urge you to try it for yourself. We guarantee you won’t be disappointed. So go on, grab yourself a cold one and enjoy!

I hate AFL

AFL, or Australian Football League, is a sport that is dear to the hearts of Australians. It is a game that requires skill, strength and endurance, and is played with great passion by both men and women.

However, there are some people who simply don’t understand the appeal of AFL. They see it as nothing more than a brutal game where players bash each other around in an attempt to score points. They claim that it’s boring to watch, and that there’s no excitement or suspense involved.

These people are wrong. AFL is an exciting and thrilling sport to watch, and it takes great skill to play well. If you’re not a fan of the game, then I suggest you give it a chance – you might just be surprised at how much you enjoy it!

When you say Kylie you mean Jenner, right?

When you say Kylie, most people in Australia would automatically think of the famous reality TV star, Kylie Jenner. However, there is another Kylie who is also very popular in Australia – Kylie Minogue. So when you say Kylie, which one do you mean?

Kylie Jenner is part of the Kardashian clan and is best known for her appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians as well as her social media presence. She has over 100 million followers on Instagram and is considered to be one of the most influential celebrities in the world.

Kylie Minogue, on the other hand, is an Australian singer-songwriter and actress who has been in the entertainment industry for over 30 years. She has released 13 studio albums, starred in numerous movies and television shows and has sold over 80 million records worldwide. She is also a gay icon and was honoured with an Order of Australia for her services to music and charity.

So when you say Kylie, which one do you mean? If you’re not sure, it’s probably safest to just ask which Kylie they’re talking about!

American coffee is better

As an American, I’m always a bit surprised when I hear people say that Australian coffee is better than ours. It’s not that I don’t think Australian coffee can be good – it’s just that, in my experience, American coffee tends to be a bit better.

There are a few reasons for this, in my opinion. First of all, we have a lot more variety when it comes to coffee. There are so many different types and brands of coffee available in the United States that it can be hard to keep track of them all. In Australia, there seems to be less variety – at least, from what I’ve seen.

Second of all, Americans tend to be more passionate about their coffee than Australians seem to be. We take our coffee seriously – it’s not just something we drink to wake up in the morning (although it definitely serves that purpose too). We care about the quality of our coffee and we’re always trying new things to make it better.

And lastly, I think the way American coffee is brewed tends to produce a superior product. Yes, there are plenty of ways to make bad American coffee – but when done right, the result is simply delicious. In my opinion anyway!